Thursday, July 07, 2005
mm..alrighty.. shall also put the list of my mom's siblings up here.. for fun. i cn't remember their full names, so i'll use the names i call them by:
1. Uncle Swetha [doctor, lives in India..married to "ican'trememberwho", has icantrememberhowmany children..]
2. Aunty Mala [housewife, previously worked in a factory, married to Uncle Selvam, who's currently working in a factory i think, two kids (Shashi and Arvin)]
3. Aunty Bonnie [housewife, often referred to as Aunty Bone, has two retarded children, both aged 20+..yepps..really sweet children..their names are Bobby and Eggy.. i also dunno why, but tht's what we call them..]
4. MY MOTHER [formerly known as Hema Malini, now known as Aunty Agnes to those outside the family la..converted when married my dad(DUH), Mariadass James, who was a policeman..she used to be Hindu..gave birth to me ..]
5. Uncle Brinda [sadly, he passed away before i was born, but my mom said that he and i would've been the best of friends man.. haha apparently he was extremely mischievious.. climbing trees and stuff. yeah..]
6. Aunty Dratch [married to Uncle Pap, works as a newspaper delivery woman..have a hell lot of respect for her. she's got three kids, 2 girls (Helena and Regina, twins, both working), and one boy (Sharwn) who's a year older than me.. she took care of me since i was a little bastard all the way to the end of kindergarten and i'm damn grateful to have her man..]
7. Aunty Chewy [single, teacher or principal i think..of a special school in singapore.. yeah.. her real name's Aunty Sundri, but she's also known as Aunty Sandy la..she converted too and she's my godma.]
8. Uncle Sugah [married to Aunty Saras, two girls (Sharmini and Priya),works in a restaurant..freaking funny fella.. full of crap.. even more funny when he's drunk.. usually the life of the party when it gets past 12am.. can say that he[s, the most cartoooooooon uncle i have]
9. Uncle Subah [marrie to Aunty Miko, a nurse, nice guy, very mild and gentle..thinks he's damn funny.. but he's a cannot-make-it kind of funny..aiyah end of the day still funny la..works in The American Club.. yeah..]
10. Aunty Sesh [married to Uncle Uni,a pilot, two kids (Vignesh and Srilatchmi), nursing for 25years..currently staying in Australia, nice lady with an er...different perspective of life.]
11. Aunty Shark [married to Uncle Guna, two kids (Ganesh and Dinesh), ahah she met her husband-to-be in the army..cos she was working as a clerk..her name is Shakila but we call her Aunty Shark]
12. Uncle Tribhu [married to Aunty Kala, two kids (Brinda and Dhiven), haha i can remeber his full name cos he made me write it like 4 times la.. jayatribhuvanagopal. haha we call him Uncle Tribhu, or Uncle BOO.. car mechanic, fricking good with cars.. put him in the same room as Uncle Sugah and you can laugh till thy kingdom come..]
13. Uncle Deep [married to Aunty Salvation, had three kids (Sandra, Nigel, Ryan) with ex-wife Aunty Patricia (she's a real looker)..used to work in SIA, had a terrible motorbike accident and is damn on about exercise even though there's a metal plate in his thigh.. full name : jayadeepavanagopal.. we call him Uncle Deepa or Uncle DEEEEEEEP..]
14. Aunty Rathi [married to Uncle Kennedy, has one boy (Vivek), works in some medical physiotherapy thingy..smth liddat la..she's quite young..yeps..]
all fourteen of them..
polekid farted at 8:54 AM