Monday, November 28, 2005

okay..update..

O's are over...feels great.. hmmm..here's roughly what happened from friday, 18th nov (end of exams) to sunday, 27th nov.

friday (18th Nov)

after the papers ended, went to town to watch emily rose with the guys.. super scary.. haha..after that had dinner at wisma i think.. then took a bus to mark's place..john and i stayed over..reached there at around 11 plus i think.. mark's younger brother is damn good at ps2 games.. we got molested man.. hahaha john slept and woke up at around 3 something cos he was leaving for bali..i drifted in and out of sleep until john left.. went up to the room and knocked out on the bed.. i love sleeping at mark's place...anywhere also can sleep..damn shiok..woke up at like 12 noon and left for home..(it's saturday already) went to town after that..can't remember what i did..then came home and slacked around..

sunday(20th Nov)

went for mass with the church peeps..after that we had lunch and talked a bit at parkway..then i went to town..can't remember what i did...i dun think i can remember much of what i've done in town over the past week..anyway..after town, left for tp to pool with gideon..was damn late..but we pooled anyway..then went for the confirmation mass at risen christ..saw a whole bunch of familiar faces..although i missed a few la..haha..i heard that archie slipped while he was walking towards the altar or something.. quite amusing.. after mass..had dinner with the legion bums at pasta..jason sin's treat.. gerad was there too..stupid clown..played bridge with eugene wong, james and gerad..kena molested...gerad's hand is damn suay..after dinner, we sneaked jason, joel and hansel in to the tp pool place..played with gerad, james, joel, jason and hansel..cannot play with gerad..only know how to make people laugh and miss shots..after pool, trained back with jason to the east.. yupp..

monday (21st Nov)

i can't really remember what happened on monday..i know i was in town till late...i played pool and lan..i think i watched harry potter..haha dunno la, basically i had a jolly good time and came home really really really late..was out with anthony and the 03 people..oh and buns too..yeah..buns was there..i think i walked from cine to lido to cine to lido to heeren..yeah...met sean tseng along the way..he said that in rj, there's this group of ri guys who sit together during recess and share jokes..and when they think that the joke is funny they laugh..but they don't laugh normally..they actually say "LOL"..so like..if someone says something funny, they'll all go "LOL LOL LOL"....hahaha funny people..

tuesday (22nd Nov)

met anthony at somerset mrt at around 2pm...waited for an hour for the rest to come..went to heeren to buy christmas presents..then..i dunno where we went first..but i know we pooled at meridian..haiqual almost couldn't enter..hahaha thank God he's sixteen already..after pool, played lan..got owned at dota..then played cs..my cs is okay la..yeah..then had dinner..there's this chendol at the meridian foodcourt..3bucks..HUGE bowl..the aunty put a lot of everything..damn good..ahah dunno la, maybe she likes me.. then..left for home..yeah..

wednesday (23rd Nov)

went to school in the morning for that PAE thingy..waste of time..good thing it's settled already la..yeah..after that went to town..realised that all the shops were closed..so bought tickets for emily rose and went home..then came back to town..met my friend and we watched emily rose...watching it a second time didn't seem as scary la..but i was seriously freaked out at some parts..headed over to nydc aftr the show..we ordered mudpies..cost about $20 in total..and we forgot to pay..haha..then walked around town...i learnt how to shop for women's shoes..pretty interesting..but damn complicated la..i love being a guy..a shoe is a shoe..wear or don't wear, entirely up to you. nice or ugly, doesn't really matter.. as long as can wear and it's comfy, i'm a happy boy. haha looked at some high-end clothes..green jeans and stuff..stuff people with jobs cannot afford..haha maybe when i become king of the world, i'll buy green jeans for everyone..oh and i'll make trees out of cotton candy too..yup..after my friend left, walked down from orchard mrt to meridian to lan with davidson, anthony, abra, zac, kenneth and the 03 guys..once again, i got molested at dota..hahaha..ohwells..good fun la..so yeah...wednesday was a lovely day.

thursday (24th Nov)

met joel, james, jason and gideon for pool..meridian was full..seemed as if the whole world was there..blame the A-level bums la..their papers ended that day..so we went down to paradigm..pooled there..i nearly beat gideon..damn gay la..he's too good.. better than sandra i think..haha then after gideon and joel left, james, jason and i went over to meridian to play lan..jason and i teamed up against james..and we got our asses handed to us.. james is damn pro..jason and i got damn sian after a while..cos every 5 minutes or so, james would kill us..he's damn good la..after lan, went back home..yeah.. oh and btw, i think the lights outside the istana are really really really really nice..okay, maybe not that nice la..but they're BLUE..so quite cool..yeahh

friday (25th Nov)

went out with jill..waited for her for SO DAMN LONG at wisma..haha went down to taka cos she wanted to buy a top..her nike bag is uber hot..it really suits her..anyway, she eventually bought a top..haha she took pictures inside the dressing room la..ego....hahah....had takopachi with her and then we walked to meridian..pooled with jill..she's quite good.. although she has a tendency to shoot the cue ball OUT of the table...and she made ME go pick it up..so everyone thought that i was the one who shot it out..she scared to lose face in front of so many people..played 7 games..i won 4-3..but it should've been 5-2..cos my cue ball went in with the eight ball when it wasn't supposed to..good game jill..we'll play again soon.. haha..

walked down to far east and bussed to her place..waited for that gayvidson at newton mrt.. then went over to jill's house..went into the room..said hi to her dad and her sis..haha her bed is damn comfy..and she's got this really vicious hamster called Mike..but it's damn adorable la...when you see it, you feel like eating it.. HURR..

played checkers using coins..beat jill too..but damn fluke la..she could've won.. hahah played with her online over the week too..won a couple of games.. ahaha then i ate one of her lollipops without knowing that it was of great sentimental value to her..i'm sorry!!! the lolli was a few months old, but it damn good la... haha..then we lazed around on the bed..stupid davidson always making some funny sound with his mouth..cannot keep quiet man.. haha after much deliberation, we decided to play table tennis la..watched jill play davidson..i suck at table tennis..haha i suck at tennis too.. haha guess i just suck la.. david is damn good.. jill damn good too..their game was so intense la..haha jill motivates herself by talking to herself.. makes her look like a mad woman..after table tennis, david and i left jill's place and headed over to my place..

put our stuff down and walked to singapore post to search for warcraft battlechest aaaaaaaand it was OUT OF STOCK! so we bussed to parkway to look for battlechest there.. we went to mph, best denki and other funny funny shops..ALL DON'T HAVE!! so we gave up and settled on some stupid soccer game..waste of money la..haha had dinner at yoshinoya and cabbed home..then mark called and said that he'll be coming over..so we met him at paya lebar mrt..when we were all back home, we got damn bored.. so there was a little bit of that stupid soccer game, some pokemon, a pinch of goblet of fire, a pile of newman magazines, 20 piece nuggets from macdonalds at 2am and one gayvidson. slept at 3am (it's saturday already) and planned to wake up at 5 to leave for airport..cos anthony was migrating to canada..but we overslept and my mom barged in to wake us up..cabbed down to the airport and had breakfast with martina chan and the 03 guys who came to see anthony off.. shawn lee and kann were there too..

after anthony left, mark and david followed me home..took some money and cabbed over to mark's place after sending david home.. mark's younger brother taught me how to play dota.. he's damn cartoon la.. hahah good kid..mark took a nap and i dota-ed for damn long..i left at around 4pm i think..met david, kiat, buns and leonard for dota at paradiz..buns and i owned david, leonard and kiat..haha..they left after that..i walked to sim lim square to buy battlechest..found the dumb game and rushed back home to install it.. played more dota with mark and his cousin on bnet that night..i'm a noob man..long way to go..

sunday (27th Nov)

didn't go for mass with the church peeps..met sandra and deb for lunch at parkway..deb left for the airport to meet her "friend"...hahaha she looked pretty nice that day..dressed up especially for her "friend"..haha pooled with sandra.. kena molested.. she's damn pro la..i don't understand man.. she can make all the funny funny shots..hell scary..after pool i walked home from parkway parade.. played more dota on bnet..then left for evening mass.. went up to the choir loft..saw everyone again..the choir girl got prettier la..hahah and she tried to make conversation by talking about my sling bag which i brought along with me everywhere..hahaha maybe i'll pool with her next sunday..after choir, came home and dota-ed..buns couldn't dota..stupid nut..damn gay la...played with linton and gareth too...hahaha i guess i'm improving la..gonna dota with buns, kiat and david on tuesday..slept at 1 and woke up this morning at 8..played one game of dota and got started on this entry...took me one frickin hour to type this thing.. i think i'm gonna blog weekly from now on..hahha cos i want to dota my life away.. take care all... merry christmas!



Wednesday, November 16, 2005

HOHO!! O's are endingggggg...so many things planned.. so exciting.. ahaha..jill i promise you, i'll stick a piece of tissue paper up your nose one day.. tsk tsk..physics paper later today..then amath on thurs and chem and hist on fri..then i'm FREE...haha can smell it coming..and it smells DAMN GOOD.

ohwells..gotta prepare for physics....eeyer..

"i got the shakes that'll make you quake. i got the fries that'll cross your eyes. i got the burgers that'll......i've just got burgers." - Cheeseburger Eddy



Monday, November 14, 2005

moses is a FRICKIN PINK PANTY. he's a bloody wimp. i can't believe i scared him so easily. i almost made him cry. sheesh. what is wrong with you? haha i'll strike again whe you least expect it. anyway, i'm going off to dubai during the holidays.. will get you a samurai from dubai. maybe his name will be T.T Durai.

oh and by the way, i'm so sexy it freaks me out..hee

-* jill



Saturday, November 12, 2005

weeeeeeeeekenddd.. yay..

so far..had ss, emath 1 and 2 and english 1 and 2.. quite a slack week..social studies was damn gay, as mentioned in the previous entry. emath 1 was damn careless. emath 2 was damn gay and damn careless.. if i get an A1 for emath, i've gotta treat mark to carl jr's.. if i get A2, he treats me..

but the most exciting paper was english. it was my first encounter with a grumpy, bald man. he was invigilating our paper 1 and he seemed like a pleasant fellow la..spoke in a very warm but firm manner and although he was losing his patience with us, it was obvious that he was trying to be as nice as he possibly could. the paper was about to end and everything seemed alright. i submitted the paper and he left the classroom with the whole stack. was happy that the essays were over la..until i realised that i wrote the wrong essay question number on the cover page and the answer script.. fear set in and flight automatically followed(sounds familiar eh?). ran to the hall with shawn and begged the invigilator to allow me to change the stupid number.

and he said "i'm sorry, it's too late."

and i nearly pissed my pants man.

but fortunately, there was another invigilator standing nearby and he saw how perturbed i looked. so the kind man (God bless his soul) asks "what's wrong boy?" and i told him that i needed to change the number. so he bravely approaches the grumpy, bald man and requests that he extract my script and allow me to change. the grumpy, bald man was reluctant but eventually allowed me to change the stupid question number la.

was so damn relieved. long life to nice people and may many ants fill evil people's pants.

anyway..today was relatively slack. didn't do much..went over to mark's place after the emath2 paper and played fifa '06..crazy game man! it's slightly difficult la, cos you can't use the direction pad. so i'm forced to use the analog controls which i wasn't used to la. the most irritating thing is that everytime i hit the direction pad, my player just stops moving altogether and mark steals my ball from me. haha but i'm getting better la.. cameroon kinda suck because Das Mo's not playing for them..haha AC Milan's my new favourite team.. watched Whose Line too..funny shit man..haha eh anyone out there who wants to listen to some of the Whose Line Hoedowns, just gimme a buzz, a bizz or a baby.

left his place at around 6 and reached home at 8..

oh yeah, this is SPECIALLY FOR MARK:

fluid

adjective: - readily reshaped; pliable
- smooth and flowing; graceful

fluidity

noun : the property of flowing easily
[synonyms: fluidness, liquidity,liquidness,runniness]

so you still wanna play arh mark? BRING IT ON MAN!

lucks to everyone..it's the last week for us all [except darling jill..we're with you all the way yeah? MOLEST OKAY! :)]



Tuesday, November 08, 2005

it's 1 am..i don't really know why i'm still up, but i do know that my mom isn't pleased that i'm on the com la..mmm..emath and social studies.. made quite a number of careless mistakes in emath. so pissed at myself man. should've pissed at someone else, because it's not very fun to piss on yourself. social studies was damn gay. don't know why sri lanka came out when it was in last year's paper. cos according to the teachers, who have been observing the pattern of questions over the years, it's not supposed to repeat. ohwells..it wasn't too bad. but the BC was quite gay. and the sbq was messed up as well, so i'm banking on my history to save my ass. hopefully it won't apply to history la, if not we're all screwed.

mom just stepped into my room and demanded that i switch off the computer..she should learn how to fall asleep before me. it seems that every time i'm up late, she'd come knocking on my door, bugging me to go to bed..this happens even on nights when i'm studying and not spending my time in front of the com..sheesh.. anyway... night world! all the best yeah!

let's hope and pray that tomorrow will be a better day.



Thursday, November 03, 2005

stumbled upon a poem last night. this is the first stanza. the last line amused me.

A happy vicar I might have been
Two hundred years ago
To preach upon eternal doom
And watch my walnuts grow;

the way the system works is actually pretty interesting. people are willing to pay to listen to a guy talk about walnuts (not necessarily his) growing. i'm guessing that the poet had just begun puberty. but like, HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO WRITE ABOUT WALNUTS GROWING? i want to be a poet. and have people give me many money to talk about the (not my,) walnuts growing. and if they ever get bored hearing about walnuts, then i can just switch to peanuts or cup noodles and still make myself flithy rich and rich in filth. POOF!

HI JILL! hahahahahahaha!! no one will ever suspect man.. haha this is so scandalous.. LOVE YOU!



Tuesday, November 01, 2005

basically.......I DON'T GIVE A MONKEY'S UNCLE. so take your shit elsewhere. please? haha.. studied at starbucks with buns, david and brian yesterday..damn retarded man..we managed to convince buns that his SIM card was actually his battery and that his battery was his SIM card.. so poor thing la..haha we love you very much buns!

O's in a few days..so EXCITING. it's finally gonna be over..

lalala..stick a cottonbud in your nose..lalala..

hmm..haven't seen jill in a bit..hope she's doing alright..

HI SANDRA! haha...

damn...this post is totally pointless..okay stop reading..wasting your life..OEI! stop reading la! STOP! STOP!! STOP!











tsk...told you to stop.