Sunday, December 31, 2006

so here we are again. last day of the year.
last day of last year was really special to me and certain someone should know why.
last day of this year, however, was kinda strange.

stayed over at jill's place last night with davidson after watching the game with mark and mel as well. played around with jill's laptop till 2plus-3am. then we finally decided to sleep. davidson owes me 5 pratas. woke up around 11ish.. did econs homework and we left for novena square to eat at BK. then we stoned till 2pm trying to find something to do or somewhere to go. we were desperate. we brainstormed and came up with several ideas, ranging from finding a job to make some quick cash to going fishing at kallang. the BEST plan that we had the whole day was to go take a shit together. anyhows. just reached home.

so far, the last day of the year has been pretty BLEAH..
david, we are certified losers.

hopefully we'll have plans for later.
happy last day of the year.



Thursday, November 30, 2006

IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO GET A BLEEDING GENERATOR!?

BALLS TO YOU! SANTA CLAUS IS GONNA SHIT UNDER YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE!!



Saturday, November 11, 2006

had another night cycle with james and david on wednesday. pity buns couldn't join us. cycled from novena to newton for supper, then through town from far east to tangs to paragon to heeren to centrepoint to meridien to istana to plaza sing to SAM to suntec to esplanade to lau par sat to PSA to railway to vivocity. we then cycled around sentosa and then headed to the railway for ramly burgers. after that, we went past SGH, chinatown, clarke quay, dhoby ghaut, cine, wheelock, DFS, RGS, RTC, SCGS, ACSb and finally returned to gentle road.

good stuff.

davidson is THE WORST person to fall asleep with/next to.



Friday, October 27, 2006

out of sheer laziness, i have decided that this space will henceforth be updated on a monthly basis............ or not.

promos are over and thankfully, i managed to clear them. for those who didn't make it, fret not. life is bigger than promos. i think.

loads of stuff to look forward to in the coming months. after that it's back to school again. what a piece of shit.

















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Saturday, September 23, 2006

promos are almost over. better finalise backup plans man. must see which poly offers nursing.

today the school pipers and the alumni combined to perform for the freemasons. but i didn't get to play la. still not sharp enough. i need molest the ultilties man! headed down to school in my dirty-yellow-beige security guard shirt to meet the rest of the alumni. then wore this funky tie and epaulette made of kilt and a lanyard which refused to stay in the pocket. for the first time in my life, i was dressed up feeling like some military man. pretty cool. then we were handed glengarries to wear and it was complete. we now looked like high-rank security guards. the kinds that actually look good doing their job.

reached the place. prepared stuff and all. then they played and it was all good. anyway, there was this part of the event where they brought out the haggis, a traditional scottish dish. haggis = sheeps innards + condiments + boil inside sheep stomach. they brought the haggis out, laid it on the table and this chieftain fella goes up and recites a poem before slicing the haggis. here's part of the poem.

Address to a Haggis

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak yer place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o' a grace
As lang's my airm.


The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin wad help to mend a mill
In time o need,
While thro your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.


His knife see rustic Labour dicht,
An cut you up wi ready slicht,
Trenching your gushing entrails bricht,
Like onie ditch;
And then, Oh what a glorious sicht,
Warm-reekin, rich!



yep. dinner with the alumni tomorrow.
let's hope math won't be so difficult!



Sunday, August 27, 2006

PROMOS COMING!











WAKE UP.



Wednesday, July 26, 2006

omg i just got owned by a primary school math question.

"Mr. Yap has 10 pens and 7 students. He gives 2 pens to each boy and 1 pen to each girl. How many boys and how many girls are there?"

OHMYGODD!!! hahaha spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to do it. super demoralising la! how on earth did i make it to jc? a few minutes later daniel comes along and says "use algebra lor"..haha he's a GENIUS man. i am going to find out who that Mr. Yap fella is and take his damn 10 pens and stick it up the noses of each of his 7 students.

blood donation drive tmr. spam water please.
oh yah my cousin gave birth to a baby boy today. still not sure what his name is gonna be. better not be "Mr. Yap" or sth liddat.

i miss what we used to share. why so liddat now?















DAMN YOU MR. YAP!!