Wednesday, July 26, 2006

omg i just got owned by a primary school math question.

"Mr. Yap has 10 pens and 7 students. He gives 2 pens to each boy and 1 pen to each girl. How many boys and how many girls are there?"

OHMYGODD!!! hahaha spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out how to do it. super demoralising la! how on earth did i make it to jc? a few minutes later daniel comes along and says "use algebra lor"..haha he's a GENIUS man. i am going to find out who that Mr. Yap fella is and take his damn 10 pens and stick it up the noses of each of his 7 students.

blood donation drive tmr. spam water please.
oh yah my cousin gave birth to a baby boy today. still not sure what his name is gonna be. better not be "Mr. Yap" or sth liddat.

i miss what we used to share. why so liddat now?















DAMN YOU MR. YAP!!



Sunday, July 23, 2006

99 Red Balloons

you and i in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
set them free at the break of dawn
till one by one
they were gone.

AWWWW..WHAT A CUTE LITTLE SONG.

start of a new week!! more MMs from FFJ, more homework, more songs, more sun, more BLACK. i am so black now, i sometimes scare the bejesus outta myself when i look in the mirror!! oh how i wish i was as fair as some yellow chinese fella.

anyway, i've come to realise that i start most of my posts by stating that something is gay (eg: tamil was gay, saturday was gay, binni was gay).. and i've concluded that saying that something is gay at the start of the entry is really quite gay in itself. i must not say gay.


















GAY!!



Monday, July 10, 2006

saturday was gay! cycled from my house to sembawang and back! 3.5 hours long!! eunos, paya lebar, aljunied, macpherson, jalan bunga rampai, bartley, toa payoh, bishan, ri/rj, thomson, mandai, sembawang!! saw some damn sexy ferrari along the way. listening to the engine was simply orgasmic! damn fierce car. cycled past three camps and some golf range. fricking uphills and downhills were gay man. almost kena banged by bus and other vehicles two or three times la. then on the way back i kena burned by a couple on a two-seater bike. they pedal damn slack but their bike move fricking fast. shame shame.

watched superman with mom in the evening. halfway during the show this little girl shouted "can somebody turn down the volume please? it's too loud!".. and everyone burst out laughing at her.. damn cartoon man..good stuff..

sunday.. churched then shopped with mel. got me a new sling bag man. it's damn big and green and white and i love it. came home at around 6plus and did shit until mom came back.. then left for alvan's house to watch finals. zidane is a gay! and now my name is MOSEX! haha go figure! we also spammed You Spin Me Round by Adam Sandler. laughed so much that my "head" started to "spin". haha it was funny shit la. had a can of Chang Beer imported from Thailand. it was funny shit too.

ahhhhh few more weeks to promos. why so gay?

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!



Wednesday, July 05, 2006

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!

today's gp lesson was fun. basically, our class had a huge argument la. will post some excerpts up here next time. tamil oral was gay. at least i'll never have to speak tamil for an exam again....unless i fail la.

sent sarah home today. took 132 to outside PA, then some weird bus all the way down to sembawang, then some other weird bus all the way down to yishun, then 969 to tampines interchange and 28 home. had a nice chat with her. SARAH IS GOOD. haha had my oral with her too, which made it better la.

today's bus rides were exciting. on my way to school in the morning, i fell asleep on the 154 with my bag on my lap and my phone in my left hand. then i began to dream. and i dreamt that someone was about to poke me. then i dreamt that i tried to protect myself by forcefully flailing my arms about. and then i woke up and i realised that i was really forcefully flailing my arms about. which would've been beyond embarrassing if someone had seen me. thank God for stealth mode.

on the way back home in the 28, i sat at the back of the upperdeck. then this young, lower sec couple boarded the bus and sat at the very front of the upperdeck. and they started making out in full view of everyone. which was beyond disgusting! sheesh. such noobs.

GOODNIGHT WORLD!