Monday, May 29, 2006

okaaaaaaayyyyyy... at lionel's house now.. staying over with victor. this is victor's first time seeing somebody blog. he just said "WTF." hahaha..

he said WTF again!

listening to living on a prayer.. good shit man. hahaha victor feels damn noob now because he hasn't seen anybody blog before. haha and i bet he's impressed by my typing skills.. yesyes. alamak he said no. shit. okaaaaaaaaayyy..

lionel's in the shower playing with himself now. he misses his SUM.

kk victor has requested me to write sth damn emo. here it is:
wah shit i feel damn bad and sad and i think i should jst go flush my head down the toilet bowl because i keep on making so many typo errors during this post. i'm so noob. even my grandmother types better than me. hahahahah.

sian. gotta study soon...actually NOW. but sooon la.. samming haribo at lionel's place is quite happening man. hahaha lionel has a lot of gay shit in his room. i swear, i've never seen so much gay shit in my entire life. it's like... shit that's gay la! which is just wrong.

FOR EXAMPLE: lionel's got this really gay spongebob shit in his room that whispers sweet nothings to him at night when he misses his SUM. heehee.

wah..this post is slightly gay. i'm blogging about two guys that i'm staying over with. which is damn wtf.

okay..shall let victor blog for a while..unless he's too noob to type as pro as me.

Victor is l337.

okay..shall let lionel blog for a while..unless he's too SUM to type.

Moses is going to die after he finishes blogging...I will pinck his nipples.....And make sure they're purple 2moro.

evidently, lionel cannot type too.

okayyyyyyyyy... time to do some maths.
JESUS!!!!

i miss my princess and i hope she's doing FINE.



Saturday, May 27, 2006

today was alright. woke up at 11am. left house at 1230. cycled down to junction 8 and back. reach home at 3pm. quite exciting la. fell down twice because of errors in judgement. both times i pretended to inspect my bike for any loose parts, as if it was the bike's fault la. super malu man. yeah. cycled past singapore post, cisco building, macpherson ite, jalan bunga rampai, serangoon, my aunt's place, alvan's place, bishan mrt tracks, junction 8 and mon's place, ri, ST building, mr ang's place, Comfort Delgro building, bartley sec, macpherson, aljunied, my uncle's place, my grandmother's place, geylang polyclinic and finally got back home. on the way back i collided into some gay. stupid fella didn't know if he was gonna walk left or right then i didn't know which way he was going so i banged into him la. i was fine but the fella nearly fell and he grabbed my arm as if to prevent me from falling, but he was actually stabilising himself cos i almost knocked him over. he smiled at me and asked if i was okay. i said "yeah, sorry" and quickly cycled away man. that fella is gay la! i rode over his toes when i hit him and he was smiling! never born properly la that fella.

bummed around when i got home. had dinner and watched Undercover Brother on starmovies. absolutely hilarious. show was about blaxploitation. i think i'm gonna buy the vcd or sth. went on youtube and viewed some incubus videos and other weird videos of pro people playing guitars. saw a couple of james brown videos too - I SWEAR THE DUDE HAS NO BONES IN HIS LEGS. the way he dances is insane. good stuff. did more shit and nowwwww, i'm off to bed.

goodnight world.
i love you. please be happy.



Sunday, May 21, 2006

friday was fun. went for eats with william, marianne and eileen at far east bk. thenn went back to school for the concert. it was DAMN BORING. wanted to go for ice cream with them after the concert but mom said no. came back home and slept like a baby.

woke up at 11 on saturday. did some work till arnd 3 plus. then spammed james bond movies on starmovies and slacked till 6. went for a ride. took the usual route but this time i went down to sandra's area instead of turning back. stopped over at singapore post to do some shopping and returned home at 8pm. did more work and stuff. ahha my princess got her own fanclub. all the little kiddies want her autograph. slept at midnightttt.

sunday morning, woke up at 10. did history notes in bed till 1030. (mass was at 1030). showered and cabbed down to church. couldn't find sandra, deb or joe so stood alone la. after mass walked back home in the rain and slept. and thennnnnn.. spent the whole day on the floor watching tv. managed to squeeze in one james bond movie. goldeneye i think. yeah.. did more stuff during the day and here i am now.

so yeah, i guess this weekend was quite good.

oh and i bought a new eraser. his name is james bond.

okayyyy.. will go do something else. it's the last week of the term. yay.

oh and here's an excerpt from a convo i was having with milli:


moses says:
HEEHEEXXX

moses says:
Mill! w@t YOu DoiNGxz?

milli says:
i dUnCh n0ex leHxXX

moses says:
aLam@kz

moses says:
Y euuu DuNcHH n0eXX?

milli says:
i sTeWpIdx mAhxXX

moses says:
Eh! DuNCHH S@ee L!k3 taT larxz

moses says:
eUu berii $m@rtX oNeZz

milli says:
omgomg

milli says:
i give up

milli says:
u win ok

milli says:
e best lian



Thursday, May 18, 2006

once again, for ling.

today ling killed my eraser. but it wasn't just any eraser. i had it since i was sec2 i think. it was a real tiny, bouncy little sorry excuse of an eraser. but i treasured it greatly.

i threw it at her first and it bounced off the grandstand and bounced all the way down the grandstand and bounced onto the floor but thankfully, it did not bounce into the gooey stuff in the drain. later on she needed to borrow my eraser cos she couldn't find hers. so she went down to retrieve it. and after she was done using it, she threw it back at me but it bounced off the grandstand and bounced all the way down the grandstand and bounced into the gooey stuff in the drain. i was damn sad for about 5 minutes. then after that i was okay.

the best part is that later on, ling found her eraser.

okay back to econs la. i need to sleep man.
i need my darling!



Monday, May 15, 2006

okay this post for ling again.

ling: you realised we didnt bump into each other since morning! so i couldnt show you my cute yellow wallet!
moses: what's up with your wallet man?
ling: its as cute as me.
moses: OH MY GOD. i'm totally blogging about this. EGO!
ling: what? im cute what.

EGO TO THE MAX.

today was gay.. lost to mi again.. yeah.. my groin screwed me but can't be helped la. ac raped ny nicenice. tmr will be gay too. got pe and yoga after school. nyaa is fun. alrighty, off to watch tv. gotta choose between desperate housewives (babe = eva longoria) and physics (babe = physics tutor). tough decision no?

when i see you, i'll take your hand in mine and we'll fly. sometime in july yeah?



Sunday, May 14, 2006

okay this entry is specially for ling. she somehow found my blog. so sneakyyyy.. tsk tsk..

anyway, she wants me to mention how i bumped into her on the 132 on thursday after MI:3 with my class because she claims that it's the highlight of the day. actually it really was quite amazing la. i messaged her asking her where she was and she said that she was at the bus stop opposite FAR EAST. then as we left, i tried looking for her at the bus stop but she wasn't there la. so in other words, she bluffed me. then she told me that she was at the bus stop across the OTHER FAR EAST. how i know got difference?! she just said FAR EAST! she bluffed me! then she say my fault..

we boarded the 132 at the 105 bus stop la.. then when i boarded i shouted " cheryling are you here?!".. and we went to the upper deck.. and she was there la!!!! haha it's so creepy la.. she stalking me i think.. yeah..

okay that's about it.. ling is damn funny and damn smart and she loves her physics tutor. CHERYLING IS GOOD FOR A LEVELS

today damn slack. did some shit and then watched tv the whole day. good stuff.. oh yeah, my pw group OWNS. 2121-word GPP and we're not even done yet. HEEHE!! alright time for more tv.

i'll see you sometime in july (:
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!



Saturday, May 13, 2006

I'M SICK!
DAMN FLU.

anyway, this week has been pretty evenful. monday we beat hci. tues we rested and for some gay reason, i caught the bug. wednesday we got molested really badly by pjc. thurs was cool. friday was fast. today's saturday. sunday will be sad.

cjc sports carnival on thursday. it's actually quite boring if you're not participating in anything la. played touch with my class. my class not too bad at touch man. then we headed down to wisma where we played with the urinal flushes and had lunch at food republic. after which we proceeded to lido for MI:3. the show completely blew my mind away. was super high (in a scary way) after the show cos i just seriously buay tahan the cool-ness of MI:3 la. then....few of us went down to jan tai's house for dinner.. jan tai's television got problem. returned home after food and it was friday.

friday:
woke up at 10plus. felt like shit. couldn't speak properly. met jeremy, victor and daniel at city hall. bumped in to loi there too. it's been a long time. then took 195 down to jeremy's place. did projectwork(which is for gays). jeremy's house damn cool man. can see singapore river and cine and wisma and meritus mandarin and godknowswhereelse. after workinggg, daniel, victor and i walked down to great world. had chicken rice at some shop which vic recommended. looksee looksee, took neoprints..they were screwed up man. daniel's first time taking a neoprint. then daniel and i had fun in the toilet.

bussed down to daniel's place. drummed arnd and played xbox. he pwned us at DoA, that bloody cheater. left for victor's house at arnd 8ish. put our stuff down and had dinner at the railway station. ramly burger is the sex. went back up to his house and waited for alvan's call. thennnn went to mee alvan at interchange. put his stuff back in the house and we went down to the station again. ordered ramly burgers again. it's really the sex la. then we walked all the way down to someone's house and left something there. i feel really stupid about it now cos i made them walk so far. i hope the something i left matters to the someone who picked it up. and thennnnnn..we walked back to victor's and slacked. slept at arnd one. woke up at 8. played ps2 till 11plus. did math till 1215. left spottiswoode and did more math at macdonalds.

yeah. so this week has been pretty eventful. some really high points, some really low points. ahhhhh.. life is gay..haha it's been 6weeks exactly. so near yet so far. i'm sorry if i annoyed you.

shall go do more math now. it's only 3pm but it feels like 7..

SAY, SAY SAY!! HOOOOOOOOOO!!



Sunday, May 07, 2006

I'M BACK!!

mmmm..it's been a few weeks since i've been here. this place is starting to smell like geylang serai market. gotta clean it up man. hmmm anyway, here are some cool things which happened over the past month:

chuck scored cjc's first try.
mark scored cjc's second try.
mathieu got cjc's first yellow card.
victor got cjc's second yellow card.
all of this happened in one game.
my right thumb got problem.
good thing i use my left hand.
my television blew up while mom was watching soccer.
i just left the com cos i had to pee.
davidson got a new haircut for school so that he would fit in.
davidson is still as gay as ever.
davidson is damn eg0.
davidson is such a camwhore.
davidson pawned me at dota.
i pawned davidson at fifa.
rotiboy+milo = good way to start the day.
bananas give you energy.
i was served bandung by a tranny at the prata shop near my place.
i just burped.
i will always love you.
i miss jill.
jill owes me a brownie cos i totally owned her at checkers.
aaaaaaaaaand.. i gotta go do math now..

mark - go for lectures.
milli - pay attention during econs.
lauw - stop cheating during your econs tests.
mandi - you're not a man la. jon is the man.
moses - go do math now.