Sunday, October 23, 2005
lalala..my brain is empty. there is a little green bird flying around inside there. a ferocious creature, the little green bird thrives on television, paper balls, cotton buds and homework. in it's free time, the little green bird engages in educational activities such as sleeping, eating, farting and burping. the little green bird is extremely proficient in english, chinese, malay, tamil, hindi and several other languages, including the languages of love, greed and cheesecakes. the little green bird has no mother and is green in colour. its name is Lemon, although it is affectionately known as "bird" by other little green birds. here ends the story about Lemon, the little green bird.now you know why i only do expository.two more weeks of mugging (re: watching tv with a book on your lap). after that it's the bloody exams..and then i'm free to do stuff.. not exactly sure what stuff i'm gonna do, but i'm sure it's gonna be fun.. yes..haha i am TOTALLY bored to death right now..i BORED myself..haha first time for everything la..watched 50 First Dates today. good show. kinda sad, but in a good way la. okay must go sleep..take care all..keep your hands out of your pants and make sure you buy me something nice for christmas.oh yes..sandra wants me to post five weird things about myself and after that i'm supposed to go ask five other people to post five weird things about themselves........i think something is seriously wrong with sandra. haha jst kidding...and i didn't pang seh you guys today k! i was standing at the back! couldn't find you guys..everyone looked the same..lazy to search la, so i stood at the back..and i left immediately after mass because something came up at home..yeah..okay..here's five weird facts about me..*so embarrassing*1. almost every christmas, i incite my young cousins to fight with each other.2. when i was in kindergarten, i'd have scribbling competitions with my cousin (he's 8months older than i am). we'd scribble our names on the walls of my aunt's house..guy who covers the most area wins.3. i have a conscience (unlike all you bums out there! nyeahh heh heh!)4. i capture and torture bugs with correction fluid.5. anything i like, i put in my mouth. yepp..i don't think i'd be asking anyone to share five weird things about himself/herself.. waste of time man..we're all weird anyway...that's what makes us normal.
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