Monday, May 30, 2005
HELLO! I'VE DECIDED TO TYPE THIS WHOLE THING OUT WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON SO BEAR WITH ME. HAHA. I THINK ASS LIKE THAT BY EMINEM IS DAMN FUNNY. A BIT SICK LA..BUT IT'S SERIOUSLY FUNNY SHIT. -DOINGDOINGDOING!- CASS' BBQ TODAY. IF ONLY THE STUPID O'S WEREN'T ON MONDAY. OHWELLS. TRUST SHE WILL HAVE AN ELEPHANT OF A TIME WITHOUT THE DYNAMIC DUO (AS IF WE DAMN FUNNY LIDDAT). HEE HEE!
OMG. JAMES UPDATED HIS BLOG. HOHO! -DOINGDOINGDOING!- I MAKE R&B. I SING SONG - IT GO RING-A-CHONG-CHING-CHONG-CHONG-CHONG-CHING! HURR HURR!! THANKS FOR THE CARD ANG..FEELING DETERMINED. HAHA IF I GET AN A1 FOR TAMIL, I'LL KISS MY TAMIL TEACHER...OR MAYBE NOT.
polekid farted at 2:50 AM
Friday, May 27, 2005
you tell me one thing, then you do something that sorta contrasts with what you said. then you tell me something else. lately, you haven't really been telling me anything. i'll try to help where i can (only if you allow me), but please don't put me through it all over again. cos if you do, then you are a
gay monkey. jst like the rest of your kind. as james would say "all you damn ** *****".. haha. bloody ponner.
mmm..two days to mt Os. yay. so fun HoRzx! i SuDdENlyx Gotz the UrgEx 2 tyPeX LikEx Thi$. wonder wht's wrong their heads.
so there were these two hot girls on the sbs bus. and they were staring at this ugly guy. and the guy felt good. until he realised why they were staring. his fly was open. and he was feeling "
happy" at that moment cos he thought that they were checking him out. sad. i think girls rock at screwing up guys' minds..haha as if guys need help screwing their heads up. spare a thought for our little brains, make things simpler for us all.
currently in love with Hey Mama. for absolutely no reason at all. it's different each time i listen to it.
all the best to the mother tongue-ers.
monkey nuts to you.
polekid farted at 7:29 PM
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
hee. i like this picture a lot.
polekid farted at 5:15 PM
Monday, May 23, 2005
ahahahahah! ohmygod.happy tree friends is THERAPEUTIC!!!!!!!!
lols. damn cute la.
(la la la la la..la la la la la la..)
polekid farted at 12:53 PM
Sunday, May 22, 2005
thanks a lot. haha. FUCK.
polekid farted at 10:49 PM
Thursday, May 19, 2005
ho..another cow age *MOOOOO* has passed since i blogged.. been lazy la. ohwells..things are confusing right now.. wish you'd explain it to me. but its alrighty if you don't feel like it. i just dun get the whole picture..hopefully i will soon enough.. but for now.. gotta keep smiling =)) haha.. tuesday was nuts man. mass after legion..then got ice cream on my nose.. haha..ice cream..mmm empty promises? anywaysey.. HOPE CASSAY's feeeeeeeeeeeling a whole lot beterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.SUP PEE!!!lols..anyhows..wednesday was crazy. james and i went down to toys r' us at united square. haha we didn't spend much time (or money) there, but it was HELL FUN. hahaha i wna work there man! stayed over and did up the thingy. very few people know what the thingy is..but people (or maybe just one person) not really supposed to know about the thingy. so from now on, i'll refer to it as the thingy. hoho. the thingy rocks man. i think it'll turn out really really really nice..quite excited about the thingy and i hope we actually manage to pull it off.
getting sian of tamil. its freaky man. i'm almost completely indian now. haha might forget how to speak and write english. haha tamil is just damn gay la. the sentences, when translated to english, are similar to yoda-speech. rather backward, tamil is. hurr hurr..omg i'm so funny. i can't stop laughing. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha............................ha. and today, during one of our NON-TAMIL periods (haha only 2 non-tamil periods out of 6 periods) i nearly wrote my name in tamil on the notes that the laj gave. scary shit. mmm..other than that..nothing much la. screwed exams (what's new)..all the shit's still been the same..haha just keeps on piling. wish i could just dump that big pile of shit on ahmad or someone.. HOHO!!!!james and i after school. shhh.dun reveal our secret identities.james and i 5 years from now. (we don't know who the girl is tho...anybody wna be the girl?)james and i 50 years from now. (we might not be alive, but at least we managed to turn white -sticks tongue out at murale- )
polekid farted at 6:37 PM
Saturday, May 14, 2005
i've got a feeling tht some people alr know about this place. NOT SAFE man. go find other blogs to gay with la.
polekid farted at 12:42 PM
Thursday, May 12, 2005
mmm..its been a while. haha loads of shit has happened alr. i'm jst too lazy to describe it in detail. haha convention is coming. kinda last minute, but ohwells. hahah. life has been weird these few days. ups and downs and upside downs..muddled at times. but i'll get by. hoho. midyrs are seriously screwed across the level. all kena sai man. sad case. maybe some shit's not gonna get any better soon, but i hope all the shit ends well la. preoccupied with the convention and beanbags. thanks for the email : ))hmmm think i shall end here cos my fingers have finally died. haha brain died long ago. tuesdays are gonna be fun.
polekid farted at 11:06 PM
Sunday, May 08, 2005
exams are over..so yeah..temporary freedom. haha. gonna turn indian really soon so gotta prepare myself mentally. bought a new brown wallet and a brown polo tee. quite pleased. hee hee. today's mummsy day.. my mom is pissing me off. but its all my fault, so heck. happy mummsy day to all mummsies. tomorrow's her birthday too.how gay can this get man. this is so wrong. anyhows, i'm gonna bang her tomorrow. gonna stay over at james' tonight and buy a cake. then bring it to school tomorrow and ask the canteen aunty to help me keep it till after school. and when school's over, i'm gonna get ang to call her and say that i'm really really sick or something la. then she gotta come down to school. and then she kena banged. haha should be fun. but i hope she doesn't start "smothering" me again. i need my space. even if i'm still a small sixteen year-old kutcheefart and i don't have my own life or my own house, i still need my space. i don't think she fully understands that yet, but i know she tries to.hmmm..she just scolded me and her temper's flaring on mummsy day. can foresee that i'm gonna get screwed really badly for the rest of the day and i just want to get out of the house as fast as i can. but looks like i'm stuck here. don't think she's gonna allow me to stay over at james' place tonight...ohwells.. either way, its bad for her. if i stay over, she won't get to spend much time with me on mummsy day. but she'll get a nice surprise on her birthday tomorrow. if i don't stay over, we will have to endure each other and the long periods of silence broken only by the sound of the radio and she won't get her surprise. wow. it guess it kinda sucks for her. sucks for me too, but its worse for her. mmm i feel inspired to clean up the house and be a good sonny on mummsy day. maybe i'll continue blogging later. wonder if they've got sons day..would be nice..haha actually, everyday seems like a "sons" day to me. happy mummsy day, MOTHER.
polekid farted at 12:26 PM
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
back! haha. staying at home tonight. my first home la. ahaha haven't seen my mom since sunday. saw her face today. lols. my grandauntywoman came over to my place this afternoon. hoho, her english is GOOD. entertained her and stuff. then she left. and then the work bench came. and it looked so damn fine. all smooth and curvy. shiok! haha. used it a bit. sorta made my very own little programme. exercised and showered. bought mom and i some eats from macs cos we were hungry. haha. there was this scary man in a yellowish kinda polo tee who seemed to be "checking me out" at macs. freaky shit. HOHO! now blogging here. gonna start mugging soon.
today's papers were gay. amaths was better than usual. but still screwed la. chemistry was seriously gay. probably made many careless mistakes here and there, but i don't give a shit man. physics tomorrow and history and emaths after that. and then its all over and we can all get mother-tongued. lols. i'm actually gonna be an indian boy till the end of the month. God help me...God help us all. haha speaking of them indians, been seeing
way too many bald, middle aged indian men with chinese girlfriends or wives, running around Singapore. good thing or bad thing? maybe its a bald thing. maybe its maybelline. i dunno. do chinese girls dig tall, dark and handsomely bald indian men? your views please -points at cass, nat, adeline and the perverts who've found this space already- (haha no use pointing at james, he won't tag unless he gets a bazillion ringgit with ice cream.)
so yeah.. approaching the end of the week already. much needed (not deserved) break from shit. i wna get the next two weeks over with asap. hope you do well for your exams..or at least what's left of it. stay focused and don't be gay. or ronald mcdonaldwill whip your puny backside. he's lovin' it.
polekid farted at 10:24 PM
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
lst day of my five-day holiday.jst got back home aftr staying over at my second home. sunday was cool. mom went on a shopping spree. felt it got a little bit out of hand la, but even so, i exploited the situation. HEE HEE. bought a whole load of shit. and it was good, clean fun. haha i now understand and appreciate the concept of retail therapy. went over to james' place. studied. played winning eleven. skipped.talked shit.haha yeah..mon morning.watched some fashion show on tv. studied chem. then played winning eleven. haha now he's using brazil too.lols. and i got whacked 9-0 by him. haha 2 of my players were sent off as well. yeps. was seriously demoralising la. then skipped a bit more. played badminton. was damn funny. all the tyco shots. showered and went down to united sq and then novena sq. james got himself a cd. i wnted to get one too but the stupid shop closed when i got there. haha we camped at bk and managed to get some work done la.got back home and playstationed till 11-12plus.. cn't remember. hoho. we got pretty bored. so i took a shower. and then we had a look at all of cass' pictures. HOHO! now we know how to type the password with our eyes closed and nostrils shut. we also sang and screamed like possessed pigs. lols. cass' pictures provided us with overwhelming satisfaction. and for that, we thank you cass : )) you made us happy.took a few pics with the camera and fell asleep. woke up, watched tv and then he left for tuition and i returned home. gonna go for mass ltr.then mug at macs opp church. ahaha. someone hasn't explained the meaning of expletives to me yet.haha dun worry too much. its jst the midyrs. not the end of the world yeah? hurr. all the best : )) so those are not your poems? HEE HEE.
polekid farted at 1:28 PM